at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it
when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, “That’s a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin’ Terry.
if you’re ever proud of me and say ‘that’s my girl’ I can guarantee my heart will melt into a little puddle of happiness
Friedrich Nietzsche (via the-healing-nest)
favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)
Untitled (Phoebe Chapin)
people get angrier about their tax money going towards helping people than it going towards killing people